Suspicions

The past weeks' news had been full of suspicions, really.

1. The audience during the last Ateneo de Manila University graduation rites started to suspect that MVP copied some parts of the speeches of famous Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling when he addressed the Atenean audience as pure bloods, and the non-Ateneans as muggles.

2. The COMELEC decided to cancel its purchase of the Php 380 each ballot secrecy folder. This, after Senator Nene raised his suspicion that the folders are overpriced. His proof was that- the folders are selling at Php 2.50 per piece at the 168 Mall in Divisoria ( Php 1.50 kung wholesale).

3. Tito Noy became suspicious that Baby James is rooting for main opponent Villar when, because of the hot weather, the latter asked the former if he could swim sa dagat ng basura.

4. And finally, OFW voters in Hong Kong raised their suspicions that the COMELEC counting machines are defective when disqualified presidential bet Veteliano Acosta won in the final tally.


Ang pikon, talo.

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
- E. B. White , quote from here