Rise of the Jejemons

Andiyan na sila!
Parating na sila!
Dumarami na sila!
Ipakilala natin ang mga..... JEJEMONS!


Narito ang definition ng Urban Dictionary patungkol sa mga Jejemons:

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.


Ang sabi naman ng Lifestyle section ng Inquirer.net, ang mga Jejemons daw ang mga makabagong Jologs. Ayon pa sa kanila, "in reality, Jejemon is a new breed of hipsters who have developed not only their own language and written text but also their own sub-culture and fashion."


At dahil nga patuloy silang dumadami sa tulong ng texting at internet chat, forums, and games, hindi nakakapagtakang sa susunod na eleksiyon ay magkakaroon na rin ng sariling Party List Group ang mga Jejemons.