Pulse Asia: 75% Approve PNOY's Performance

Pulse Asia has released its February 24 to March 6, 2011 Nationwide Survey on President Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino's Performance and Trust Ratings.

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The latest Pulse Asia survey says that nearly 3 in 4 Filipinos (74%) approve of the performance of President Benigno Aquino III. OMG! I Am Number Four!

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The latest Pulse Asia survey says that a big majority of Filipinos (75%) trusts President Aquino. No, my friends, you're not watching Ripley's Believe it or not!

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The latest Pulse Asia survey shows a 5% drop on President Aquino's approval rating from October 2010 (79%) to March 2011 (74%). Is it possible that the 5% transferred to the famous ABC 5 Show Willing Willie (featuring Aquino's ex-girlfriend Shalani Soledad)?

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The latest Pulse Asia survey shows a 9% drop on President Aquino's approval rating to enforce the law to all, whether influential or ordinary people from October 2010 to March 2011. That is despite Undersecretary Puno missing from the limelight.

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The latest Pulse Asia survey shows an 11% drop on President Aquino's approval rating to create more jobs. Wait a minute.... have they already included Banco Filipino employees as respondents?

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The latest Pulse Asia survey shows an 8% drop on President Aquino's approval rating to improve/increase the pay of workers. But of course! Had the survey asked for the improvement/increase of gas, diesel, fare, and other basic commodity prices, the survey would have showed a very different result!

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The latest Pulse Asia survey says that a big majority of Filipinos (75%) trusts President Aquino. Asked for comment, General Ligot replied, "I invoke my right against self-incrimination, your honor"!