My Song: The Vice Presidentiable Series

With about ten days to go before the National Election on May 2010, the Vice Presidentiables just can't stop singing....


Mar Roxas sings "If You're Not Here By My Side" by the Menudo. This he can dedicate to his running mate Noynoy Aquino.

Roxas slid down to the VP race to give way for Noynoy's candidacy. Prior to that, Roxas has not been getting good results in the Presidential Surveys. But since he slid down, considered by many as an act of heroism, he's been a consistent #1 in the VP surveys.




Loren Legarda can sing "Never Been To Me".

......I've been to admin, and the opposition, and anywhere I could be....
Pero mukhang matatalo na naman siya (sa pangalawang pagkakataon).

To date, latest Pulse Asia survey results show she is sliding down to #3. Roxas leads, and Binay comes second.







Perfecto Yasay's song would be "Bituing Walang Ningning".

Dati sikat si Yasay noong panahon ni Erap.
Pero ngayon......










Jojo Binay can sing "Just Got Lucky" (with matching dance number together with the Whiplash Dancers).

Though Chiz has endorsed Noynoy for President, he did not pick Noy's runningmate (Roxas), but is endorsing Binay for Vice President.

Latest survey results from Pulse Asia and SWS show Binay is now #2, overtaking Legarda.



Bayani Fernando may not fare well with the surveys. But he was a big hit during the Celebrity Duets in GMA 7. He's proven that he can sing different genre. Because of that, he can san "Wag Na Init Ulo, Beybi" lovingly dedicated to his running mate Dick Gordon who is always blowing his top these days for not ranking in the surveys.









Jay Sonza- no song. See Nick Perlas and JC Delos Reyes rule.













Edu Manzano can dedicate the song "They Don't Really Care About Us" to his running-mate and co-administration candidate Gibo Teodoro.

The surveys do not really care about them, and so are their party mates who keeps jumping ship to other political parties.






"Narito Ako" would be the perfect song for Dominador Chipeco.

Hindi kasi siya isinasali sa mga Vice Presidential Forums, at hindi rin siya kilala ng mga taong kinakamayan niya.

Gibo And The Jejemons

Rise of the Jejemons

Andiyan na sila!
Parating na sila!
Dumarami na sila!
Ipakilala natin ang mga..... JEJEMONS!


Narito ang definition ng Urban Dictionary patungkol sa mga Jejemons:

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance. Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.


Ang sabi naman ng Lifestyle section ng Inquirer.net, ang mga Jejemons daw ang mga makabagong Jologs. Ayon pa sa kanila, "in reality, Jejemon is a new breed of hipsters who have developed not only their own language and written text but also their own sub-culture and fashion."


At dahil nga patuloy silang dumadami sa tulong ng texting at internet chat, forums, and games, hindi nakakapagtakang sa susunod na eleksiyon ay magkakaroon na rin ng sariling Party List Group ang mga Jejemons.